Monday, July 16, 2012

You Know The Apocalypse Kicks Off Next Week When...

1. The Diamondbacks trade Justin Upton to the Dodgers


2. Don Mattingly bats A.J. Ellis leadoff


3. Frank McCourt rides on the Dodger float at the Rose Parade


4. Ned gets hired to GM another Major League Baseball Team


5. Anybody takes Any of the Dodger prospects for Anyone good


6. Stat boys find girlfriends other than of the plastic variety


7. Tragic Illness says something nice about Aaron "Big Game" Harang


8. Juan Uribe hits a triple



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